Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -2336 = 6418 - 8754 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2319 = 5652 - 7971 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -2292 = 5615 - 7907 - +
angst is lame
#722 -2272 = 4971 - 7243 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -2270 = 5646 - 7916 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -2251 = 4933 - 7184 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -2197 = 4705 - 6902 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -2167 = 5742 - 7909 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2162 = 4985 - 7147 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -2161 = 4724 - 6885 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -2149 = 4624 - 6773 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -2143 = 4533 - 6676 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -2137 = 4804 - 6941 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Control is not control
#951 -2129 = 5073 - 7202 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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fat people think they are fat.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -2115 = 4834 - 6949 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -2107 = 4625 - 6732 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2100 = 5425 - 7525 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2097 = 4806 - 6903 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -2093 = 4891 - 6984 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2085 = 4700 - 6785 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -2082 = 4955 - 7037 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -2075 = 4777 - 6852 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2065 = 4798 - 6863 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -2060 = 4727 - 6787 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -2057 = 4824 - 6881 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2044 = 5665 - 7709 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -2042 = 4885 - 6927 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -2038 = 4864 - 6902 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -2027 = 4860 - 6887 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -2026 = 4632 - 6658 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -2024 = 4905 - 6929 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -2020 = 4672 - 6692 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -2018 = 4405 - 6423 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -2015 = 5057 - 7072 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -2010 = 5531 - 7541 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -2010 = 4873 - 6883 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -1997 = 4663 - 6660 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1995 = 4802 - 6797 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1989 = 4740 - 6729 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -1989 = 4829 - 6818 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1986 = 4721 - 6707 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1974 = 5928 - 7902 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1959 = 4833 - 6792 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1957 = 4897 - 6854 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1957 = 5959 - 7916 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1956 = 4836 - 6792 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -1952 = 4636 - 6588 - +
Normal
#2169 -1947 = 4644 - 6591 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1946 = 4739 - 6685 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1946 = 4994 - 6940 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1943 = 5034 - 6977 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -1933 = 4729 - 6662 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1924 = 4739 - 6663 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -1923 = 4562 - 6485 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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You are what you hate.
#4249 -1909 = 4729 - 6638 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1906 = 4882 - 6788 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1901 = 4875 - 6776 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1894 = 4786 - 6680 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1880 = 6130 - 8010 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -1876 = 4881 - 6757 - +
And thus, sense was made.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -1855 = 4637 - 6492 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1849 = 4686 - 6535 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -1843 = 4767 - 6610 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -1824 = 4519 - 6343 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -1820 = 4523 - 6343 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -1808 = 4884 - 6692 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1802 = 4546 - 6348 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -1756 = 4651 - 6407 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1711 = 4652 - 6363 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -1652 = 4377 - 6029 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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