Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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water is just boneless ice
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I'm in this for the money.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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My armor is contempt
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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IH8UFUHQ2
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Education is a form of murder
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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PROLIFUCK
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Free Baser Evil!
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Convictions cause convicts.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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This message isn't for you
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Question lobotomy.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Abel had no descendants.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Examine the following:
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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step one: build a better idiot
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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it's a headless blunder
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Bored people are boring people.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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war is a purification rite
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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