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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
#1353 -265 = 1933 - 2198 - +
I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
#5835 -258 = 2447 - 2705 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Democracy is Watching you..
#3839 -284 = 1944 - 2228 - +
A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
#4703 -292 = 1962 - 2254 - +
Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
#1245 -278 = 2471 - 2749 - +
DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
#1400 -300 = 2309 - 2609 - +
go fuck yourself
No really
#5531 -353 = 2107 - 2460 - +
Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
#6069 -292 = 2766 - 3058 - +
water is just boneless ice
#6036 -405 = 2309 - 2714 - +
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
#5792 -398 = 2206 - 2604 - +
private property created crime
#2330 -270 = 2803 - 3073 - +
This town needs an enema.
#2939 -303 = 3033 - 3336 - +
Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
#5280 -297 = 1927 - 2224 - +
kill someone today
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
#5550 -312 = 2019 - 2331 - +
If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
#1640 -263 = 3107 - 3370 - +
Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
#1934 -283 = 2704 - 2987 - +
It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
#4484 -280 = 2531 - 2811 - +
seizure salad
#6172 -289 = 2973 - 3262 - +
The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
#2653 -263 = 2348 - 2611 - +
Shut up! Keep walking!
#2479 -303 = 1966 - 2269 - +
"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
#3137 -314 = 1921 - 2235 - +
Leadership means taxes
#1944 -256 = 2374 - 2630 - +
Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
#1361 -352 = 1987 - 2339 - +
Everybody ought to have a maid.
#1182 -323 = 1692 - 2015 - +
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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IMOK
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The future is history.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
#3129 -318 = 2031 - 2349 - +
surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
#5601 -294 = 1886 - 2180 - +
If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
#583 -320 = 2722 - 3042 - +
Find your passion for apathy
#4996 -350 = 2028 - 2378 - +
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Normality is a luxury
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
#4408 -278 = 2200 - 2478 - +
Culture is the inversion of life.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
#4519 -294 = 1983 - 2277 - +
cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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scratch'n'sniff
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
#2960 -253 = 2009 - 2262 - +
Please stop, it only encourages them.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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People are revolting
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
#5930 -291 = 2014 - 2305 - +
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
#915 -298 = 2549 - 2847 - +
Orwell was right.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Education is a form of murder
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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This message isn't for you
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The dead define culture
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Holy shit look over there --->
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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