Semi Official Memebomb Archive

help me i've turned into a sentence
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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My mess is a life
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Please look away immediately.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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fly's undone.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Malpractice makes perfect
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Failure takes practice
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All we have is words
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Why didn't you?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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We'll make you happy
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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TV Sets the Channel
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Happiness is a new idea.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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timidity is laughable
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What is it with you and money?
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Take the RED pill.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Law = X/0
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How did you get here?
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Think about what you are thinking
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Home is where the disease is
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Critique Thyself
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Make up your words.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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What is the first question?
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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someone should do something about that
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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