Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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solitude is enriching
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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fear your friends
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Try to remember
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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It's a trap!
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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love your enemy
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So, read any good books lately?
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That makes sense
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You're standing in it now.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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i believe that children are the futile
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We're behaving like insects
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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You always love the ones you hurt
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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NO YOU!
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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deceive regularly
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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everything that's interesting is new
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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This sentence has never been written.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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ignorance is hell.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Learn to Dis-earn
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Buddha made me do it.
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out of nothing comes something
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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go down and drown'd
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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fly's undone.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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decadence can be an end in itself
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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How am I not who I Am?
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Are you still awake?
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Don't quote this
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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repetition is the best way to learn
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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