Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 7 = 36 - 29 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 5 = 22 - 17 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
#6522 4 = 127 - 123 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -7 = 128 - 135 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -17 = 211 - 228 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -18 = 116 - 134 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -20 = 267 - 287 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -23 = 150 - 173 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -25 = 202 - 227 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -28 = 207 - 235 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -30 = 354 - 384 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -31 = 994 - 1025 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -41 = 349 - 390 - +
Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -43 = 273 - 316 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -49 = 661 - 710 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -49 = 207 - 256 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -50 = 935 - 985 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -62 = 535 - 597 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -64 = 497 - 561 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -81 = 492 - 573 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -93 = 573 - 666 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -95 = 960 - 1055 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -95 = 625 - 720 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -121 = 458 - 579 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -123 = 1246 - 1369 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -162 = 1730 - 1892 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -168 = 1530 - 1698 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -169 = 1268 - 1437 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -171 = 1418 - 1589 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -183 = 1704 - 1887 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -189 = 3467 - 3656 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -190 = 2016 - 2206 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -192 = 1379 - 1571 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -196 = 1349 - 1545 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -199 = 3577 - 3776 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
#4656 -211 = 3808 - 4019 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -212 = 4105 - 4317 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -214 = 3393 - 3607 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -214 = 3584 - 3798 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -214 = 2637 - 2851 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -215 = 2969 - 3184 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -217 = 3431 - 3648 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -217 = 2841 - 3058 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -217 = 3052 - 3269 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -218 = 3649 - 3867 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -218 = 3504 - 3722 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -219 = 3868 - 4087 - +
The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -221 = 3005 - 3226 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -222 = 3251 - 3473 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -222 = 3884 - 4106 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -224 = 4224 - 4448 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -225 = 3626 - 3851 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -225 = 3395 - 3620 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -226 = 3096 - 3322 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -226 = 3070 - 3296 - +
Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
#3900 -227 = 3309 - 3536 - +
A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
#4866 -227 = 2696 - 2923 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -228 = 2531 - 2759 - +
Step on a crack
#2549 -228 = 2994 - 3222 - +
Watch this space, but not too intently.
#3954 -228 = 3467 - 3695 - +
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -228 = 3634 - 3862 - +
You are not your self-image.
#4438 -228 = 3493 - 3721 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -229 = 3563 - 3792 - +
Terrorism.
#2612 -229 = 2696 - 2925 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
#4672 -229 = 4103 - 4332 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -229 = 3497 - 3726 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -230 = 2759 - 2989 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -230 = 3013 - 3243 - +
Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
#5240 -230 = 3007 - 3237 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -230 = 2931 - 3161 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -230 = 4191 - 4421 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -231 = 2864 - 3095 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -231 = 3201 - 3432 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -231 = 3410 - 3641 - +
It's all in the mind, ya know.
#1835 -232 = 2835 - 3067 - +
there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
#5105 -232 = 3637 - 3869 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -232 = 4185 - 4417 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -233 = 2788 - 3021 - +
It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
#1879 -233 = 4239 - 4472 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -233 = 3335 - 3568 - +
Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
#6087 -233 = 3331 - 3564 - +
if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
#6221 -233 = 3543 - 3776 - +
All employees are forbidden.
#673 -234 = 2897 - 3131 - +
deceive regularly
#992 -234 = 2717 - 2951 - +
revolution means going around in circles.
#2419 -234 = 2854 - 3088 - +
the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
#2661 -234 = 2978 - 3212 - +
It is forbidden to forbid.
#1804 -235 = 2468 - 2703 - +
sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
#2433 -235 = 2970 - 3205 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -235 = 3074 - 3309 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -235 = 2977 - 3212 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -235 = 4095 - 4330 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -236 = 4805 - 5041 - +
Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
#2565 -236 = 2857 - 3093 - +
Everything is exactly what you think it is.
#3461 -236 = 2981 - 3217 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -236 = 2864 - 3100 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -236 = 3879 - 4115 - +
re-evolution!
#4618 -236 = 2891 - 3127 - +
[Verification needed]
#4679 -236 = 2802 - 3038 - +
There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
#5617 -236 = 2737 - 2973 - +
Don't quote this
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