Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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bleed for the international power
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Be young - shut up!
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Levity Sucks!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Head Your mind!
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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challenge your habits
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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To be free today means to participate.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Try to outlive these words.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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This poster is holding reality together.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Use only as directed.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Collapse the state of mind
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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This message is false
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Call in Sick
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Don't quote this
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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