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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Got your knows!
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Head Your mind!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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challenge your habits
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Be young - shut up!
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To be free today means to participate.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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I don't exist.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Abstinence is perverted
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Try to outlive these words.
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Infect Yourself.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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wait,
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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ignorance is hell.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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It happened to you too
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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