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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Is there anybody in between there?
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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bleed for the international power
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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To be free today means to participate.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Be young - shut up!
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Fumble the bumble
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Head Your mind!
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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How often do you feel human?
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Plan early, plan twice
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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We're behaving like insects
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Abstinence is perverted
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challenge your habits
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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They know you're reading this.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Call in Sick
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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This message is false
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Use only as directed.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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description is more important than metaphor
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revolution means going around in circles.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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