Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 11 = 93 - 82 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 8 = 81 - 73 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
#6522 3 = 188 - 185 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 1 = 31 - 30 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -9 = 193 - 202 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -18 = 273 - 291 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -22 = 419 - 441 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -23 = 177 - 200 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -24 = 211 - 235 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -28 = 261 - 289 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -31 = 323 - 354 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -38 = 262 - 300 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -40 = 274 - 314 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -42 = 1067 - 1109 - +
Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -47 = 334 - 381 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -48 = 408 - 456 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -53 = 1012 - 1065 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -54 = 726 - 780 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -65 = 600 - 665 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -80 = 553 - 633 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -83 = 554 - 637 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -96 = 636 - 732 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -98 = 1035 - 1133 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -107 = 687 - 794 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -133 = 513 - 646 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -136 = 1323 - 1459 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -156 = 1821 - 1977 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -160 = 1611 - 1771 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -167 = 1355 - 1522 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -176 = 1785 - 1961 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -181 = 1498 - 1679 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -191 = 3550 - 3741 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -192 = 3664 - 3856 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -201 = 1433 - 1634 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
#4656 -205 = 3888 - 4093 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -207 = 2086 - 2293 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -211 = 2717 - 2928 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -212 = 4191 - 4403 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -212 = 2929 - 3141 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -213 = 1448 - 1661 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -214 = 3589 - 3803 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -216 = 3473 - 3689 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -217 = 3514 - 3731 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -219 = 3337 - 3556 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -220 = 3962 - 4182 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -221 = 4307 - 4528 - +
Step on a crack
#2549 -223 = 3077 - 3300 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -223 = 3043 - 3266 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -223 = 3659 - 3882 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -224 = 2867 - 3091 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -224 = 3419 - 3643 - +
Don't get even. Get odd.
#4347 -224 = 2650 - 2874 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -225 = 3705 - 3930 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -225 = 3177 - 3402 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -225 = 4267 - 4492 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -226 = 2604 - 2830 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -226 = 2943 - 3169 - +
Don't quote this
#5639 -226 = 2858 - 3084 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -227 = 3944 - 4171 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -227 = 3645 - 3872 - +
It's all in the mind, ya know.
#1835 -228 = 2913 - 3141 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
#4672 -228 = 4174 - 4402 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -228 = 3128 - 3356 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -228 = 3086 - 3314 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -228 = 3145 - 3373 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -228 = 4177 - 4405 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -230 = 2949 - 3179 - +
The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -230 = 3088 - 3318 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -230 = 3144 - 3374 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -230 = 3109 - 3339 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -230 = 2943 - 3173 - +
How's that working out for you?
#1464 -231 = 2522 - 2753 - +
Watch this space, but not too intently.
#3954 -231 = 3542 - 3773 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -231 = 3013 - 3244 - +
action causes more trouble than thought
#656 -232 = 3315 - 3547 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -232 = 2827 - 3059 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -233 = 4885 - 5118 - +
stasis is a dream state
#2548 -233 = 2572 - 2805 - +
The surrealist is the only realist.
#4316 -233 = 3768 - 4001 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -233 = 3724 - 3957 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -233 = 3055 - 3288 - +
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
#5937 -233 = 2651 - 2884 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -234 = 2957 - 3191 - +
It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
#1879 -234 = 4313 - 4547 - +
Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
#3900 -234 = 3378 - 3612 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -234 = 3467 - 3701 - +
Give me liberty or give them death!
#4474 -234 = 3525 - 3759 - +
Again? thats the third time this week!
#4689 -234 = 3201 - 3435 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -234 = 2832 - 3066 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -234 = 4270 - 4504 - +
When push comes to shove, you will fall.
#3172 -235 = 3164 - 3399 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -235 = 3275 - 3510 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -235 = 3576 - 3811 - +
if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
#6221 -235 = 3623 - 3858 - +
deceive regularly
#992 -236 = 2790 - 3026 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -236 = 3429 - 3665 - +
sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
#2433 -236 = 3048 - 3284 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -236 = 3261 - 3497 - +
I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
#4648 -236 = 2583 - 2819 - +
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