Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -8 = 60 - 68 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -8 = 17 - 25 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -10 = 15 - 25 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -15 = 60 - 75 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -16 = 26 - 42 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -20 = 151 - 171 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -21 = 468 - 489 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -23 = 148 - 171 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -28 = 348 - 376 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -49 = 292 - 341 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -51 = 300 - 351 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -52 = 647 - 699 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -71 = 685 - 756 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -73 = 368 - 441 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -124 = 1268 - 1392 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -137 = 994 - 1131 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -143 = 944 - 1087 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -146 = 1147 - 1293 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -155 = 1112 - 1267 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -156 = 1449 - 1605 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -169 = 1424 - 1593 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -176 = 1084 - 1260 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -180 = 1733 - 1913 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -191 = 3187 - 3378 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -201 = 3230 - 3431 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -203 = 3285 - 3488 - +
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -204 = 3366 - 3570 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -208 = 3324 - 3532 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -211 = 3304 - 3515 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -213 = 3914 - 4127 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -214 = 3230 - 3444 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -216 = 2795 - 3011 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -217 = 3817 - 4034 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -217 = 3358 - 3575 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -218 = 3598 - 3816 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -218 = 3826 - 4044 - +
"OH NO YOU DID"
#3454 -219 = 2749 - 2968 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -219 = 2971 - 3190 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -220 = 2960 - 3180 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -221 = 3112 - 3333 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -221 = 2948 - 3169 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -221 = 2649 - 2870 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -222 = 3152 - 3374 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -222 = 2824 - 3046 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -223 = 3289 - 3512 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -223 = 3119 - 3342 - +
Wretched excess is it's own reward
#4133 -223 = 2617 - 2840 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -224 = 2558 - 2782 - +
I am a liar and honnest about it
#5629 -224 = 2552 - 2776 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -224 = 3863 - 4087 - +
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
#2173 -225 = 2666 - 2891 - +
Don't quote this
#5639 -225 = 2515 - 2740 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 -226 = 3346 - 3572 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -226 = 2899 - 3125 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -227 = 3937 - 4164 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -227 = 2649 - 2876 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -227 = 3262 - 3489 - +
Is there an officer, problem ?
#5221 -227 = 2338 - 2565 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -228 = 2690 - 2918 - +
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
#3247 -228 = 3982 - 4210 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -228 = 3602 - 3830 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
#5488 -229 = 3026 - 3255 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -229 = 1423 - 1652 - +
Always be extremely moderate.
#700 -230 = 2783 - 3013 - +
If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
#1643 -230 = 3145 - 3375 - +
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
#1822 -230 = 2786 - 3016 - +
men are not monogamous by nature
#2042 -230 = 2433 - 2663 - +
Start finishing what you finished starting.
#2544 -230 = 2704 - 2934 - +
DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -230 = 3270 - 3500 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -230 = 2737 - 2967 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -231 = 3070 - 3301 - +
You can't buy fun like this
#3293 -231 = 2507 - 2738 - +
I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
#4223 -231 = 2841 - 3072 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -231 = 2510 - 2741 - +
Critique Thyself
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mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -232 = 3060 - 3292 - +
revolution means going around in circles.
#2419 -232 = 2613 - 2845 - +
To be free today means to participate.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
#4109 -232 = 3355 - 3587 - +
Buddha made me do it.
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The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -232 = 2767 - 2999 - +
I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
#6034 -232 = 2876 - 3108 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -232 = 3593 - 3825 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
#4341 -233 = 2907 - 3140 - +
Again? thats the third time this week!
#4689 -233 = 2872 - 3105 - +
All of the Sex with none of the calories
#4979 -233 = 2851 - 3084 - +
the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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