Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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self-awareness can be crippling
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But we'll never survive!
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wacked lives shatter
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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You are Holy in the wrong
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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all roads lead to qumran
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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beat violence!
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Robots bleed red
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Terrorism.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Be eaten by babies
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MAKE IT STOP
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Imagine the unimaginable
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snub backwards is buns
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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discordia lumine maior
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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You can't buy fun like this
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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This is a question?
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Your mother was lying
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Read out loud.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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i wish i had tried.
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our bored brains need information overload
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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No one gets out alive.
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Preserve disorder
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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I don't believe you.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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The truth never set anyone free
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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All employees are forbidden.
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just believing something can make it happen
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life is short..
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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the ripple is not the water.
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