Semi Official Memebomb Archive

GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Buddha made me do it.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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look above the wind.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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What are you doing?!
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Initiation is never over.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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this post scares me
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Normality is a luxury
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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the revolution will not realised
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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MEMESTORM
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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IMOK
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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They Live. We sleep
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Property is theft.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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STOP TALKING.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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what time is it on mars?
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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get into the way!
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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