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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Imprint your reality here.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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ICDUC2?
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Virginity can be cured.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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People are Human.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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You know what I always say...
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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the future is here now
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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The following statement is not true:
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No one gets out alive.
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This is not a pipe.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Please clean up after your god.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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there is chaos in order
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I'm not dead.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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This is a question?
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Why not?
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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