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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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pretend you have free will
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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[citation needed]
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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NANODICK
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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We saw her duck.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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the future is here now
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Language is speaking you.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Laws make criminals.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Man's character is his fate.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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it's a headless blunder
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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History is a religion
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Be less prepared.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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They're catching up to you!
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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fuck you
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Believing is seeing.
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Look at the finger!!
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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apologies
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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SILENCE
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Sense is made, not born.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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I see what you did there.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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