Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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History is a religion
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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[citation needed]
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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POOPEEPIE
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Neither God nor master!
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You Can Use Fire
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Tune out the signal.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Here's what I know,
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Nothing is 100% true
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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levity sucks.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Please press any door to continue
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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apologies
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what is future
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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TREY CRAY
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The police are your friends.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Initiation is never over.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Property is theft.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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This is Not an Exist.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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I hear music!
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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I'm in this for the money.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Do you think that went well?
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To be happy is a new notion
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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what's stopping you?
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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escape from libtardia.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Everybody knows.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Invent a problem
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Have you been alive lately?
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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change your mind
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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It happened to you too
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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You can't be late until you show up.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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