Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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I am my own god now
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Pawn Takes king.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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down with lies?
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Love my label like myself
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Make like nature: select all.
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I shit you not.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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This is a Meme.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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christinsanity
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Reinvent retardation.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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fun is my function
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Mission accomplished.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Think while it's still illegal
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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This is a mindjacking!
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Think in terms of thought.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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don't postpone joy
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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No purpose necessary
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Lego my Ego
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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