Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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listen when your body talks
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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you can live on through your descendants
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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I see what you did there.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Kill Your Idols.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Kook cain
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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i wish i had tried.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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I GET IT!
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Pretend you're not pretending
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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nothing is something
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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It's later than you think.
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Listen to the noise.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Apocalypse!
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Only Americans are real humans
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Tune out the signal.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Context does.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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what is future
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Just give up and go crazy.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Your dick sucks!
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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fuck bitches, get money.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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I love my tribe.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Two-faced book
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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education is everywhere
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How necessary are you?
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