Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Kwote Zero
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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You saw this message yesterday.
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brobama
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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This isn't all true.
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Power to the Imagination.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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hungry? eat me.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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dare to be smart
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Who watches the watchers?
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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belief is priceless
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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you sure its safe?
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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world wide eyed
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Suspend belief.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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don't forget what you already know
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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angst is lame
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If your not confused your wrong
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not valid without receipt
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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big brother is not watching me
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Orwell was right.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Life is not only for you.
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Roots are for vegetables
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