Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
#4703 -290 = 1889 - 2179 - +
Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
#4067 -283 = 2013 - 2296 - +
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Fuck god
I love her
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
#4617 -268 = 1860 - 2128 - +
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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alzheimer macht frei
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
#5603 -294 = 1860 - 2154 - +
If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Without fuck ¡
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
#3916 -294 = 1806 - 2100 - +
Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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you're it, no backsies
#3380 -283 = 2078 - 2361 - +
Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
#5088 -326 = 1806 - 2132 - +
Now walk 30 steps southwest.
#2185 -301 = 1821 - 2122 - +
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
#3179 -359 = 1754 - 2113 - +
"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
#4076 -278 = 2515 - 2793 - +
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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nothing is something
#2174 -282 = 1972 - 2254 - +
dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
#1115 -333 = 1538 - 1871 - +
Do you think that went well?
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
#3411 -303 = 2101 - 2404 - +
I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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If its to be its up to me
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
#1753 -300 = 2108 - 2408 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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starvation is nature's way
#2547 -282 = 2095 - 2377 - +
ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
#6004 -325 = 2048 - 2373 - +
Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
#1881 -273 = 2385 - 2658 - +
Shut up, you are your speech!
#3506 -336 = 2008 - 2344 - +
There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
#2856 -336 = 1974 - 2310 - +
Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
#1442 -269 = 2053 - 2322 - +
Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
#1937 -278 = 2038 - 2316 - +
all things are delicately interconnected
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here...catch!
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
#1596 -265 = 2075 - 2340 - +
i am paint. watch me dry!
#4632 -286 = 1825 - 2111 - +
Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
#646 -268 = 1904 - 2172 - +
The cause is the effect.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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WAKE UP.
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Authorised graffiti area
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
#2073 -322 = 1912 - 2234 - +
This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Why are you so sure?
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Let's be cruel!
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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You're on your own now
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Do not read this.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
#2241 -331 = 1975 - 2306 - +
This side up.
#2933 -304 = 2090 - 2394 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Ignorance isn't free!
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